December 29, 2009

ade aku kesah..

life aku tumbles giler dowh skrang.. scrub abih pale otak..
dh le kene hdap sengsorg.. fine..!!
tp xpe.. kene relax.. kene cool.. kene byk2 brdoa..
*korg wt do no je la ek notification sengal ni.. ahiksss..

ckp omputih lh tk klu korg tu org luar.. omputih aku pn xde le best mane pn, tp agak2 la.. ni tk.. de plk bntai ckp korea cmpur ngn aku.. thu le korg tu cmpany korea.. aku sebutir habuk pn xpham.. yg aku dpt tngkap pn ea sebut korea.. high rise bldg.. korea.. hotel+ofis.. korea.. basement.. korea.. itu je pn.. yg len tu smpai nek capang tinge2 aku nk tngkap omputih si mamat korea sekor ni.. huhhhh.. aku mane le pnh lyan winter sonata mhupn seul-peun yeon-ga.. lgu sonata pe ntah yg si hazami pnye tu pn aku men lyan nyanyi time mndi je kot.. pelik2 tul la.. aku dh le sanggap xde keje lg ni.. adoyai.. semak tul la cmni.. arghhh..

December 26, 2009

feast of luv..



bradley : whts makin' u smile like dat..??
margaret : lookin' out d window.. an unusual man, an innocent man, an open-hearted man.. someone who hs given tremendous love, but nver had it returnd, not in d way he dserves..




bradley : well.. chloe knew wht ws gonna happen 2 oscar..
harry : wht do u mean she knew..??
bradley : she did.. she went 2 some psychic lady who predictd d whole thing..
harry : she believed her.?
bradley : yes harry.. she did.. and she didn't run away.. she didn't crawl into a hole.. she found them a house, she threw away her birth cntrol, and she married him.. god doesn't hate us harry.. if he did, he wouldn't hv made our hearts so brave..


so deep robert benton.. unlike many romantic comedies in its inability 2 replicate real life - only.. ermmm.. it's supposed 2 b a dramedy la.!! ahiksss..

December 24, 2009

old skool toning..




ate abih pintu ngn tingkap romah org teman nembak.. ape gile le ghupe itu pe'el nye kn.. ahiksss.. ntah.. tetibe tringin le plk teman nk melayan old skool.. ate.. jd le old skool nye tu.. hehehe.. suke bebenor teman edit2 ni.. ahaksss..


nota kaki : sbnar nye aku tgh boring ni.. huahuahua..

December 20, 2009

a visit..

memlm semlm kul 2200 lbh kurang aku dpt satu msg.. "klu fre dtg la umah.. mkn laksa.. - uncle brad.." haaa..?? sdh.. brad pitt mane le plk ni.. oooo.. insan yg snantiase brskipping biar pn dlm ospital le ni.. huahuahua.. uncle.. uncle.. memcm sgguh.. ahiksss.. uncle shahrir ni aku knl kt blog gk.. ea keje kt mekah.. btul2 brdepan ngn pntu msuk Haram.. dkt btul ea ngn umah Allah tu..

bgun pepg td aku dpt msg "noon onwards im free.." dr uncle lg.. aku gtau ea nnt aku dh nk smpai area umah ea aku cll ea len.. lpk lyan star movie.. lyan biography mahathir kt history.. lyan msg ngn qaseh.. p mai p mai dh tgh ari.. kejut adik man bgun mndi bgai sbb nk g umah bakal pmbesar negare ni.. ahiksss.. sowi uncle.. tp mmg upcoming "datuk" uncle ni.. aku xtipu.. korg tgu la.. sok2 aku nk g snap lg pic ngn uncle.. bile uncle dh cnfirm dpt tittle "datuk" nnt, lh le aku brbangge jgk.. ahiksss..

arrive area ampang lbh kurang kul 1400.. aku mncanak cr galaxy.. aku bkn nye familiar sgt area ampang ni.. men jln ikut sedap je.. tup2 smpai int. school je.. haaa.. lost dh aku ni.. xpe2.. relax2 sdh.. kuar blik msuk simpang dpn.. haaa.. de pn sgnboard galaxy.. follow d flow gitu aku.. ahikss.. last2 smpai gk aku.. gv a cll kt uncle.. ea ckp tgu jp, nnt ea dtg.. "lookin' fr green avanza ek.." kate nye.. orite uncle.. ea dtg ngn marina.. awek japan kawai ooo.. ahikss.. follow uncle blik umah ea..

abg ngn yuya tgh bek nye melepak dpan tv smbil brkain pelikat.. ahiksss.. bru lps brsunat kn, dh lh kawen le cmtu.. huahuahua.. brsembang bgai ngn uncle.. sonok.. adik man de tnye aku td "abg.. ang 1st time kn jmpa uncle.. awt ampa smbang dh mcm knai brtahun dh.." huahuahua.. aku gelak je la.. uncle ni mmg senang msuk ngn sume org.. evn fr d 1st time pn, msti rse cm dh knal lame dh.. sesmbil tu tinge aku dgr ketung ketang bgai kt ats meja.. perghhhh.. auntie wt laksa la.. caye la auntie.. mama japan kawai msak laksa tu.. two thumbs up la fr auntie..!! so cmne..?? trcabar tk korg.. ahiksss.. kire sorg 2 mngkuk gk r aku+adik man sebat td.. huahuahua.. sedap ooo.. lyan cite uncle lg sesmbil mkn tu..


ankel..!! chek curi gmbaq ankel.. ahiksss..

lpk kt laman+lyan rkok ngn uncle.. lyan cite uncle lg.. tup2 uncle bgun g amik fone ea.. ea tnjuk kn satu msg kt aku.. mmg..!! cnfirm dh.. lps ni uncle bakal jd antare pmbesar negare.. korang tgu je la.. aku dh tgk.. aku dh saksi kn.. jln uncle lps ni trbentang luas.. aku doa kn utk uncle.. caye la uncle..!! ahikss.. lyan album2 gmbar uncle+auntie mse uncle stdy kt swiss dulu.. sesmbil tu lyan cite uncle lg.. aku suke bile dgr cite uncle.. memcm ea cite kn dgn aku.. wlupn ea cite dgn gelak ketawe tp uncle pndai selik kn pedoman+tnjuk ajr.. he ws somebdy dat full of life experience.. a good guidance.. uncle dh jd idol aku selain dr datuk tony fernandes.. ahiksss.. aku+uncle mmg kagum bangettttt ngn datuk tony.. tp uncle dh lh jmpe dh ngn datuk tony 2-3 ari lps.. aku bile lg.. uhukss..

sdar xsdar dh 3 hrs aku kt umah uncle.. grk dulu.. lg pn dh ptg.. nk antar adik man blik shah alam plk.. thnx uncle sbb sudi dok melayan kami adik-bradik td.. thnx auntie fr d fabulous laksa.. ahikss.. nnt pet ngn qaseh plk g lpk umah uncle.. nk dgr cite uncle lg ni.. ahaksss..

December 13, 2009

no comment..



da cover speaks fr itself.. ahiksss..

December 11, 2009

im done..!!



fuhhh.. lega dowh.. alhamdulillah sesgt.. im done..!! im sttle..!! im cmplete..!! sume i am la.. pe pnye bhase omputih le aku ni.. kak yan yg hsbnd ea egyptian, yg ari2 ckp omputih pn xpham bhase omputih aku.. huahuahua.. biar je la.. ahiksss.. trpane seketike bile aku tgk status kt slip td tu.. ea tulih.. TAMAT.. suke aku sntence tu.. suke oooo.. cnfrm2 nangis+sok sek r bonda nnt.. ahaksss..

tenet kt umah cm cipan nye slow.. server uitm jammed kot ek.. ye la.. sume stdnt nk chck result.. seb bek de sis tia.. mntk ea je la tlg chck kn.. n evrythin' sttle.. perghhh.. lega.. thnx sis.. nxt week kite lpk sesame ek ngn auntie qaseh.. mlantak roti naan cheese pn best gk ni.. huahuahua..

December 09, 2009

cardio-pulmonary resuscitation..!!



brfilum kordata.. brsubfilum vertebrata.. brkelas actinopterygii.. brorder siluriformers.. itu le ikan keli name nye..!! ahaksss.. mepek xabih2.. sengal ke pe.. tp mcm sesetgh tmpat kt perak nun, eaorg xmkn sgt ikan keli.. deme ckp, selalu nye klu ade org mati lemas kt sg. perak, ikan keli le mkn dulu mayat tu.. ate deme mcm geli2 le skit nk mkn ikan keli ni.. ooooo.. tp klu mama auntie qaseh de wt mkn2+msak smbal ikan keli, aku xheran dh pe2 pn.. aku sebat serupe je.. huahuahua..

td aku g lpk kt kdai mat kri.. kdai tom yam siam.. mat kri ni mmg org siam pn.. ea de bela ikan keli dlm kolam kdai mkn ea tu.. dlm ktorg dok ngumpat rermai tu, lh plk ikan keli ni mlompat kuar dr kolam sekangkang bewak ea tu.. tgu pe lg.. aku pn melompat gk r.. sebelah aku je kot.. seb bek xtrselak ken pelikat mak tau nyah.. auwwww.. sexy gitu.. huahuahua.. besau giler ikan keli tu.. pnuh raga dowh.. skali tgk dh mcm ular sawa je.. trcungap2 bgai.. habuan mkn rermai le ni.. ahiksss.. goreng pn sodap.. hakhakhak..

December 06, 2009

variant..

sonok seh lh edit2 ni.. ahiksss.. puas ooo.. huahuahua.. pics subject ws kak chik.. ni mnembak time engagement ea aritu.. kak chik ni de cine skit2.. ayah ea ktorg pgl pak ngah.. pak ngah malay.. mak ngah cine.. so.. nice kn.. two thumbs up r pak ngah..!! power dowh.. bek nye gaul ayer.. hakhakhak..




November 27, 2009

eppi eid al-adha..!!

fuhhh.. smpai gk aku kt kg.. org len drve k.l-prlis mhu je 5-6 hrs.. aku..?? 12 hrs ooo.. ahikss.. perghhh.. bapak giler pnye lame.. huahuahua.. mhu tk nye.. kngkwn rata m'sia.. kang klu memasing thu aku nk blik, sume tepon sruh singgah.. lpk penang 2-3 hrs.. lpk kdh 2-3 hrs.. mhu xjd nye 12hrs tu.. mmg record trbaru aku dowh.. ahaksss..

sblum blik tu, aku ngntor auntie qaseh ke klia dulu.. ea dh nk blik jddah.. sian ea.. org nk raye bgai, ea dh nk kene blik keje.. xpe la ma ek.. t thun2 dpn de le tu rezeki.. ntah2 nxt raye dh raye as wife ke pe ke.. sape le thu kn.. huahuahuau.. uncle pet gatal.. ahiksss..

pepagi td bonda dh bebel bgai sruh bgun.. "bgun la ank2 oi.. arini ari jumaat.. eaorg nk solat raye awl.. kang xsmpat plk nk sembelih korban.. bgunnnn..!!" trkezut mak tau nyah.. auwww.. gelabah sesekor bgun.. huahuahua.. kelam kelibut giler memasing berebut toilet.. ahiksss.. settle solat raye, blik mkn dulu.. ketupat+rndang tok.. perghhhh.. trbaekkk..!! mmg best r.. seksiap bodo2 bgai, g surau blik.. nun nk korban plk nun.. aku ngn bang chik de wt korban thun ni.. so mean 2 tompok r ktorg.. byk gk r dging dlm ice box jp td aku tgk.. tu pn separuh dh wt sedekah surau td..


stylo koboi m'sia ni.. ahiksss.. achik kassim..!! ank sape ni..??!! huahuahua..


perghhh.. sexy sial.. ahikss..


silap tumbang oiii..!! xngadap kiblat tu..


cittt.. brlakon je lbh ko man.. huhhh..


akhiran nye.. uhukss..


memasing sayu le tu.. uhuksss..


arghhhh.. pembunuh..!! larikkkk..


giler scotish abih r cik mie.. two thumbs up..!! ahiksss..


oittt.. len mcm je.. huahuahua..


geng pelucut bju.. hati2 ngn eaorg ni.. ahaksss..


pulut+redang ayam.. mmg ubat tido ni ustaz.. huahuahua..


geng ibu2..


mmg btul2 healthy precaution ni.. ahikss..


geng kaki ptong.. geng2 ni pn kene ati2 gk ngn eaorg ni.. silap skit je trus potong.. ahaksss..

kang lps jumaat de mkn2.. adehhhh.. mls r nk tgu.. blik dulu r.. t dtg mkn je.. ahikss.. ptg td aku bce paper.. mlm ni last episode of nur kasih.. assumption de le lbh krang 5 juta org nk lyn cite tu mlm ni.. trmasuk le aku+family.. ahaksss.. khabir bhatia tu.. thumbs up dude..!! pdhal mlm ni je pn aku bru strt tgk.. sblum2 ni xpnh lngsung pn.. huahuahua.. trpakse gk aku tgk sbb bonda nk lyn sayu.. hakhakhak..


November 25, 2009

jenjln..

blik kmpung auntie qaseh, uncle pet dh xthu nk wt pe dh.. ahiksss.. klakar dowh.. bhasekn diri mcm dh tua sesgt.. huahuahua.. ye la.. umh org kn.. xkn nk mepek mcm umh sndri.. nk lompat2.. somersault brpusing bgai.. tatatertib prlu ade.. ahikss.. ayt xlh blah.. mkn2 sdh.. nyembang2 sdh.. gelak2+men2 pn sdh.. so.. activities aku.. snap je la.. ahaksss.. bile aku tgk blik sume2 pic tu+angin sejuk sbb nk ujan, blh le plk homesick syndrome aku dtg.. perghhh.. best giler klu de kt kg ni.. adehhh.. xpe2.. sok ptg aku blik kg lh le aku lpk puas2 sesmbil mkn dging raye.. huahuahua..




November 23, 2009

frills..

dh abih xde keje sgt, kite wt2 je la cm de keje skit ek.. nahhh.. abih sume bnde kt umah aku tmbak.. huahuahua.. tp aku pblish yg ini je la.. yg len cm kureng.. ahaksss.. seb bek xtmbak sabun lifebouy dlm toilet tu.. xpn pek asam jawa beli kt tesco aritu.. klu tk.. lg hahaharu.. ahiksss.. dulu pnh skali aku dh abih xde keje+xthu sgt dh nk wt ape, blh dlm bnde tgh elok2+tip top ni, aku sesje g format lappy aku ni.. adehhh.. pe sengal pn aku xthu la.. ahaksss.. tup2.. driver printer plk ilang.. haaaa.. sdh.. donload tenet le plk.. mmg xde keje btul dowh dk sepet ni.. ish3.. huhhh..

November 22, 2009

i'm waitin'..


aku tgu nk trbang je ni.. ahaksss..

cnt wait any much longer.. tp nk kene tgu jgk.. xpe2.. aku g tgu gk kt arrival gate tu nnt.. coz nothin' make me prfect rather thn her.. da rest of my life.. (perghhhh.. karat.. bak kate burt.. ahiksss..) seb bek le mase xlh nk dfrwrdkn ke time2 yg best.. skip time2 yg kureng best.. xpn ptah blik ke time2 yg best.. seb bek le kn.. klu tk spnjang mase aku best yes2 je mmnjang.. ahaksss.. a weeks @ a months stll in cnsideration la sbb thu time tu pnjng lg.. tp ni kureng dr 24 hrs je lg ni.. adoyaiiii.. sangap dowh.. huahuahua.. dh mcm nk bkk posa le plk.. sehari bnar lh je nunggu.. abih rata dunia brjln g wt keje.. ni lg 3 mnit nk brbuke, gigil keting2 tgk sirap bndung cincau+kueh pelita 3 bijik singgit tu.. trgamak.. ahaksss.. adehhh.. ape aku mepek ni.. xpe2.. sok aku tgu kt arrival gate ek.. sblh souvenir kiosk tu.. xpn klu lame sgt, klu dh brkilo sesgt jauh nye, ade je la aku kt luar tu.. sap kok dulu.. huahuahua..

November 20, 2009

netting..

aku boring dowh mlm ni.. dh xthu dh nk wt pe.. yg dtgu xjgk2 nmpak.. yg dmntk xjgk2 dpt.. ermmm.. xpe la.. hdp je.. dh aku xthu nk wt pe mlm ni, aku kodek2 le folder2 lame dlm lappy.. jmpe le plk pic ni.. cm sweet gk aku tgk.. korg tgk xthu le rse pe plk.. masam ke.. kelat ke.. payau ke xthu le.. hdp je la.. kite telan sesame ek.. ahiksss..

November 18, 2009

bos power..

cite de'ah mnipu ni psl satu makhluk yg bru je appointd jd boss besau kt satu company yg jgk besau toilet nye.. ahaksss.. siap 1st board la kt bursa saham.. klu xsilap bursa saham botswana kot.. pndek kate mmg besau le company ni.. kt company tu de la mcm2 probs.. staff pemalas la.. staff cuai la.. kurang motivasi la.. dan bemcm2 lg la kejadah2 yg agk kureng sesuai utk dperbncangkn.. ahiksss.. nk djdkn cite.. boss besau ni pn decide nk ajr skit staff2 ea on his 1st day jd boss besau ni.. so.. sesape yg ea nmpak mcm tgh ngular+ngeliat2, kire bunge2 nk jd pemalas je, ea fired on da spot.. lbh krang cm donald trump tu.. mmg malang xde bau dowh, boss besau tu trnmpk le seorg staff lelaki ni tgh bek nye nyandor kt tepi dinding..

"tu yg baju merah tu..!!" boss besau tu mnjerit.. sume staff2 trkezut ko nyah.. memasing tgk aje lelaki tu..
"brape gaji awk..??!!" tnye boss besau kt staff lelaki tu dgn nade cm nage nk nyimbor api je gitu..
"errr.. dlm rm8rat je boss.." gtau staff lelaki tu smbil trketar2..
boss besau tu tengking lg.. "nahhhh..!! hamik rm8rat ni.. get lost.. berambussss..!! klu nk malas2, g malas kt tmpat keje len.. huhhh.." fuyoooo.. mrah benor boss besau tu.. so.. staff lelaki tu pn amik la duit tu.. trus blah cmtu je..



boss besau tu pndang sume staff2 ea dgn muke cm ganaz nk mampus gitu.. memasing cm pham je, sesape malas sure kene fired je nnt.. merasekn sume staff2 ea dh pham la akn situation td tu, boss besau tu pn puas ati kanmen.. otw brjln nk blik ke opis ea smbil brsiul eppi2 bgai, ea brhenti kt scretary ea kjp.. ea tnye kn ngn scretary ea tu.. "mamat td tu keje dpartment mane ek..??"

scretary ea pn jwb la.. "ooo.. mamat td tu bdk anto pizza boss besau.."


notakaki : sengal nk mampus dowh.. huahuahua..

November 17, 2009

daisypath #3..


eeeee.. smbunyi2.. malu la.. ahiksss..


1 yr, 1 mth, 3 wks & 4 days..


such an objct as an obsession.. evrybdy wnts it, evrybdy seeks it, but few evr achieve it.. fr those who do, will cherish it, b lost in it, n among all, never.. never frget it..

November 16, 2009

no crocs were harmed..!!









auntie qaseh posing in her new purple mary janes crocs..


ape la yg ko mkin mepek ni setan..!! sangap xckup tido ke.. adoyaiiiii..

November 15, 2009

food outin' ek..


memule mkn yg ini.. main dish le knon nye..





lps tu mkn yg ini plk.. lbh kurang cm lauk tmbah ar sbb xknyang lg..





ujung2 ttup puyut dgn yg ini.. category jajan gitu..


memule pusing tepung dgn jadah t-square besi tu..


gomol kn ngn pinatbate.. sepenuh ati gitu..


sirami dgn kekacang.. secukup rse..


hujani dgn choc chips.. sebyk mngkin.. aku mntk byk sbb sedap..


lps tu kene wt mcm auntie ni wt.. ni formal ritual ek.. klu xbuat, price kene byr triple dowh..