September 29, 2009

dot pi dot mai..

zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi (bkan name sbnar..) bru je blik dr keje.. tetibe zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi trdgr sora wife ea ; mariam bt. abdul shukor (pn bkn name sbnr gk..) mngerang dr dlm bilik.. zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi pn pe lg.. brdesup lari nek g bilik kelamin eaorg.. tgk2 wife ea ; mariam bt. abdul shukor trlntar ats katil brpeluh xbrbju.. angin+pelik pn de gk zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi ngn keadaan wife ea ; mariam bt. abdul shukor yg cmtu.. tp mngenangkn zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi xthu pe2 cite lg, zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi pn brtnye le dulu lek lok ngn wife ea ; mariam bt. abdul shukor..

"nape ni syg..??" tnye zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi..
"i dserang sakit jntung.." jwb mariam bt. abdul shukor..

zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi pn brlari le blik trun ke bwh sbb nk tepon dr. prabu a/l prakasah (lg bkn name sbnr..) ; doctor keluarga eaorg psl keadaan wife ea ; mariam bt. abdul shukor tu.. tp blum smpat nk pgang ganggang tepon umah eaorg d kelane jaye tu, ank lelaki zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi ; khairul osman b. zakaria (de lg sorg bkn name sbnr gk..) yg br je brusia 6 thun brlari datang dan brkate..

"papa2.. achik sofri sufian b. ahmad azlan (adehhh.. lg sorg bukan name sbnr..) de bwh katil papa nun xpkai pe2 pn pa.."

zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi mule le nek angin petala lngit ke-4.5, pd kdar 76.85 drjah celsius mndgr kn prkhabaran dr ank nye ; khairul osman b. zakaria itu.. zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi pn nek smula ke bilik dgn kelam-kelibut brcmpur amarah yg meluap2.. mmg btul..!! mmg btul sofri sufian b. ahmad azlan ; jiran eaorg sblh-mnyebelah de bwh katil xpkai pe2 pn.. zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi pn pe lg.. dtarik nye sofri sufian b. ahmad azlan kuar dr bwh katil lalu brkate..

"lahanat ko sofri sufian b. ahmad azlan..!! wife aku ; mariam bt. abdul shukor tgh sakit2 jntung ea.. ko blh plk cube nk mnakut2 kn ank lelaki aku ; khairul osman b. zakaria ye..??!!"



adehhhhh.. cmne kire ni.. hahahaharu..

13 observations:

TuN TeJa said...

ha..ha... kelakar le plak citer ko pasal kelorga zakaria b.mohammad khuzairi ni ya....kenapa lah si mariam bt abdul shukor sungguh lahanat....he..he..he..

hanilopiplopz said...

adeh... srabut pale aku membacenye! tp siyez lahanat ituh mariam bt abdul shukor..

uncle pet..!! said...

tun :
huahuahua.. gelak2.. gelak lg.. ahiksss..

hani :
serabut ek.. bce lg.. ++serabut bru beshhh.. huahuahua..

Munira Kirana said...

lucah ni uncle...

uncle pet..!! said...

skit je pn.. ahaksss..

eYe oF aNt said...

Uncle!
Hahahaha..
Lawak2..
Kalau Ayen jmpe mariam bt abdul shukor ayen baling 18 botol cola kt die..

uncle pet..!! said...

ahiksss.. jom gelak2..
tong gas kosong umah uncle ade ni.. nk..?? ahakssss..

suhaida said...

atok..ape nyer story ler nie...penin nak bacenyer....

uncle pet..!! said...

bru brape paragraph pn ko dh penin..
pe cite ngn thesis ko nnt.. truk r ko ni sue.. ahaksss..

burt said...

cite nya laki dia sengal...tak layak utk kahwin bg aku kahwin lagi bagus hahahah

uncle pet..!! said...

a'aaa la burt.. lg bek ko je yg kawen kn..
lg pn kn abah ko dh kepingin banget mhu kamu dikawenin tu.. ahaksss..

seroja jingga said...

ahhahahahah
hawat bodoh sngat zakaria b. mohammad khuzairi ni!..pening kepala gua baca entry ni!
guna name penuh sume..ape pun..lawak best!

uncle pet..!! said...

ahaksss.. ko senget dowh seroja kaler orange.. ahaksss lg..

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